My Liverpool Football Club alarm clock stirred me from my slumber as normal this morning. Dreams of challenging for fourth spot and a glory laden future under the stewardship of the great one, gently gave way to the electronic tones of You'll Never Walk Alone.
A deluded Australian this week claimed to be the second coming during an awkward walkabout for the benefit of the press - the gutter press, the greatest evil to ever exist. But all us fans of Liverpool Football Club know that the second coming is already walking among us (unalone). And the hallowed halls of Anfield. And he goes by the name of Brendan Aloisious Pious Rogers.
As I sipped at my Liverpool Football Club official breakfast tea blend, I heard the news that has shaken me to my very core. The victims of the Oklahoma Tornado can not possibly have been more perturbed as I, as the reality hit home. An enormous weather system tearing a destructive path through my very core as me ma broke it to me.
Luiz wants to leave.
I shook my dear mother violently for 11 minutes until her protestations confirmed she was telling the truth. The Premier League's greatest player has been hounded from the grasp of the greatest fans in the history of aerobic organisms by the uncalculable malevolence that resides among us.
And blameless Luiz, the very picture of innocence. As innocent and blameless as an innocent, blameless Chinese baby, has been flushed down the toilet into a shit filled pipe by the very epitome of immorality. When all he wanted to do was remain in the arms of his soul mate. The one who breathed life into him.
Brendan Aloisious Pious Rogers and Liverpool Football Club.
All I can do right now is crawl under my duvet and wait. Wait for news that the tide has turned. The tsunami of hate has retraced its bitter steps. Brendan says you can live without water for 78 hours but you can't live a moment without hope. I will retire to my Official Liverpool Football Club futon adorned with my Liverpool 'Shankly' duvet and wait without sustenance - Hope will be my bread and water.
Today, the sausage skin factory will have to do without me.
Dear, love is a burning fire
Stay, cause then the flames grow higher
Babe, don't let them break your heart
It's easy, easy
Boy, this game can't last forever
Why we cannot live together
Try, don't let them take your love from me
You're so good, can't you see Brother Luiz, Luiz, Luiz
I'm in love, set you free
Oh, you're only looking to me
Only love breaks my heart Brother Luiz, Luiz, Luiz
Only love's paradise
Oh, you're only looking to me
Brother Luiz, Luiz, Luiz
Oh, you're only looking to me
Oh, let it Luiz
I'm under my covers
Brother Luiz, Luiz, Luiz
Oh, doing what he's doing
So, don't leave us Louie
Cause I'm you're lover
Stay, cause this boy wants to gamble
Stay, love is more than I can handle, boy
Oh, come on stay by me forever, ever
Why do they go on pretending
That, you're love is an ending fate
Babe, don't let them steel your love from me
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